if supernatural has a gif about somebody brushing their teeth i will be beyond impressed.
Oh but wedo.
I challenge horses
And here we have a moose riding a horse.
what about snaaaakes???
Pandas! Supernatural doesn’t have a gif about panda bears!
Oh but we do…
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
I am going to try to be here more often.
there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack
*searches for an item of clothing*
*clicks the ‘plus size’ search option*
we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies
i hate writing cover letters
like come on man, you know i don’t really give a shit
you’re just hiring whoever’s the best bullshitter come on
gay couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
straight couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
why are you passionately making out in public please stop
THE CONCERN ON HIS FACE THO
#what really happened to the lost moon of Poosh
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”